Coronavirus Bugcashers Anonymous

Day 24: I licked a doorknob today. It tasted like brass and I got an erection thinking about how sick I will get. Mmmm yes, infect me you naughty Chinese slut. Infect me, mommy.

Iranian authorities have arrested a man who was seen licking a Shia Muslim shrine in defiance of measures to contain the deadly coronavirus outbreak.

In a viral video, Jafar Ghafouri appeared to lick the metal gating surrounding the tomb of Imam Reza in Mashhad, saying, "I am eating the virus to reassure you and keep you coming to the mausoleum".
https://www.alaraby.co.uk/english/news/2020/3/2/iran-arrests-shrine-licker-who-defied-coronavirus-measures