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Coronavirus Bugcashers Anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2020-02-26 11:35

Day 24: I licked a doorknob today. It tasted like brass and I got an erection thinking about how sick I will get. Mmmm yes, infect me you naughty Chinese slut. Infect me, mommy.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-31 13:54

>>19 Boomer-planet level:
[x] Coronavirus is just a bad flu
[x] Inflation of money won't happen because of flu
[x] we already got supplies for 2 weeks
[x] I will wear a mask after people start dying nearby
[x] Washing hands wastes too much water, do it quicker
[x] We'll just buy the food later
[x] it will be fixed in 2 weeks
[x] ..or 4 weeks, but its just a temporary setback, the economy is fine
[x] Lockdowns are overreaction
[x] Government won't lie to us
[x] I'll die anyway
[x] The media says there is a cure, stop panicking

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