Corona-chan's Unflattened Curves Keep Growing

Pandemic:Declared
Containment: Failed
Lockdown: Initiated
Economy: Crashed
Vaccine: In Development
Nothingburgers: out of stock
Clown World: Infected
Previous thread: https://dis.tinychan.org/read/lounge/1579944411
Current stats: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries
In map form: https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6
List of strains: https://nextstrain.org/ncov

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Of course a new innvation to the technology warrants an update to the definition. How is it not a vaccine? It does everything a vaccine is designed to do (boost immune responses for the sake of disease prevention) but through a new mechanism. Instead of marveling at the wonder of human achievement in the face of a crisis you're wasting your life spreading your schizophrenia on a dead textboard that people only use to shitpost. Sad.