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Corona-chan's Unflattened Curves Keep Growing

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-19 4:45

Pandemic:Declared
Containment: Failed
Lockdown: Initiated
Economy: Crashed
Vaccine: In Development
Nothingburgers: out of stock
Clown World: Infected
Previous thread: https://dis.tinychan.org/read/lounge/1579944411
Current stats: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries
In map form: https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6
List of strains: https://nextstrain.org/ncov

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-21 11:44

INDIA: Government launches social media censorship campaign.
Aditya Raj Kaul
@AdityaRajKaul
·
1h
#BREAKING: Important Social Media Advisory by Government of India.

1) Initiate Awareness Campaign not to upload any fale news on #CoronaVirus.

2) Take immediate action to disable or remove such content.

3) Promote dissemination of authentic information on #Covid_19 pandemic.
https://twitter.com/AdityaRajKaul/status/1241312924615897088

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-21 11:48

Homeless to be given beds in hotels to protect them from coronavirus

Hotels in central London will offer beds to rough sleepers to help protect them against coronavirus.

An initial trial will take place over the weekend, offering 300 rooms to vulnerable people known to homelessness charities.

The mayor’s office is working with Intercontinental Hotels Group (IHG) to block book rooms, at a discounted rate, for the next 12 weeks.

Rough sleepers are significantly more likely to have underlying health conditions - including respiratory problems - than the wider population.

They are also far less likely to be able to follow Public Health England advice on self-isolation, social distancing and hand-washing.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/live-coronavirus-uk-updates-advice-21657837

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-21 12:48

From Uplifting News department:
In just 24 hours, 1,000 retired health care workers volunteered to help fight coronavirus in New York City
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/coronavirus-update-health-care-workers-volunteer-1000-in-24-hours-new-york-city-fight-hospitals/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-21 13:03

The US Military has begun operations inside the United States and for the first time in the modern history of the United States, the Department of Defense has been given standby orders to ensure the “continuity of government”, in response to the COVID-19 pandemic.

These operations are codenamed OCTAGON, FREEJACK and ZODIAC.

Also includes CONPLAN 3400 (homeland defense if the US itself is the battlefield), CONPLAN 3500 (defending civil authorities in an emergency), and CONPLAN 3600 (defending the National Capital Region from an attack).

"Defense Secretary, Mark T. Esper, has authorized NORTHCOM to “prepare to deploy” in support of these “potential extraordinary missions”. These include “the possibility of some form of martial law”, where military commanders would be given executive powers across the US until a new civilian leadership would emerge."
https://intelnews.org/2020/03/18/01-2740/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-21 14:15

TIRANA (Reuters) - Albania’s government deployed the army to enforce a strict 40-hour curfew starting on Saturday to fight the coronavirus after people widely flouted previous measures aimed at stemming its spread.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-albania/albania-deploys-troops-to-enforce-40-hour-coronavirus-curfew-idUSKBN2180NW?il=0

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-21 14:17

ITALY:Army joins the production line as ventilator makers scramble to meet demand
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-ventilators-insigh/army-joins-the-production-line-as-ventilator-makers-scramble-to-meet-demand-idUSKBN2180JU

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-21 14:22

Thousands of poor city migrants whose livelihoods have collapsed due to India's coronavirus measures headed back to their villages on Saturday, raising fears that the exodus could carry the virus to the countryside.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-india-migrants/poor-indians-flee-to-villages-as-coronavirus-measures-take-heavy-toll-idUSKBN2180KL

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-21 15:27

The US Army Corps of Engineers has plans to take over as many as 10,000 hotel rooms, college dormitories and other spaces in New York for medical services as the number of coronavirus hospitalizations rises exponentially, the Wall Street Journal reported.
https://nypost.com/2020/03/21/army-plans-to-turn-nyc-hotel-dorm-rooms-into-coronavirus-hospitals/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-21 15:31

https://www.isinnova.it/easy-covid19-eng/
Italian company retrofits Decathlon snorkeling masks as C-PAP masks for sub-intensive therapy:
We contacted in little time Decathlon, as ideator, productor and supplier of the snorkeling Easybreath mask. The company was immediately willing to cooperate by providing the CAD drawing of the mask we had identified. The product was dismantled, studied, and the changes to be made were evaluated. A new component was then designed to guarantee the connection to the ventilator. We called the link Charlotte valve, and we quickly printed it using 3D printing.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-21 15:47

POLITICO
@politico
BREAKING: Congress's next stimulus package could exceed 10 percent of GDP, or $2 trillion, a top economic adviser to President Trump estimated
https://twitter.com/politico/status/1241386573259776002

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-21 15:52

#BREAKING State eyes CSI, St. John’s University as sites for temporary health facilities
https://www.silive.com/coronavirus/2020/03/state-eyes-csi-st-johns-university-as-sites-for-temporary-health-facilities-during-coronavirus-outbreak.html
NEW YORK, N.Y. -- The College of Staten Island and St. John’s University have been identified as temporary health facilities for the state to use during the coronavirus outbreak, Gov. Andrew Cuomo said Friday.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-21 16:34

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/249350792/pol-needs-you-the-world-needs-you
Incredible thread with desperate shill trying to argue that id2020 is just a number, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-21 16:41

Shimon Prokupecz
@ShimonPro
·
1h
Health officials in New York City and Los Angeles County are signaling a change in local strategy when it comes to Coronavirus testing: recommending that doctors avoid testing patients except in cases where a test result would significantly change the course of treatment.
https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1241379940915970051

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-21 16:42

Travis Akers
@travisakers
·
2h
NEW: The Trump Administration has asked states to stop reporting unemployment numbers as claims skyrocketed this past week, increasing by nearly 33%.

In an email obtained by NYT, state officials were asked to "not provide numeric values to the public."
https://twitter.com/travisakers/status/1241368955064913920

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-21 17:04

Lack of equipment: Hospitals in the capital of Denmark has corona test kits for another week only. Region of Southern and Mid Denmark to stop all corona tests of health professionals due to shortage
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fmhuq1/lack_of_equipment_hospitals_in_the_capital_of/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-21 17:12

BBC Breaking News
@BBCBreaking
·
7m
Italy reports another 793 deaths in past day in world's worst coronavirus crisis https://bbc.in/3abAWPl

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-21 23:03

What a time to be a NEET.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-22 2:33

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Name: Anonymous 2020-03-22 3:58

nigger

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-22 4:21

Nigger

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-22 4:21

Nigger

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-22 5:30

>>99-101
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-22 7:40

>>99-102 Enjoy your camps, NPCs.
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/03/21/doj-coronavirus-emergency-powers-140023

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-22 11:37

"Children should go to school tomorrow, Corona-chan need more super-spreaders. Praise Nurgle" Australian PM said amid intensifying lockdown in Australia.
https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/live-coronavirus-victoria-updates-793-dead-in-italy-in-a-single-day-spain-s-death-toll-jumps-by-30-per-cent-while-covid-19-cases-in-australia-surpass-1-000-20200321-p54cky.html

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-22 14:09

>>104
Bolsonaro: hold my Corona.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fmtfyh/president_bolsonaro_has_ordered_non_essential/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fmip38/bolsonaro_says_its_an_absurd_shuting_down/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/flxg58/22_people_on_bolsonaros_plane_back_from_the_us/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fkmwnh/brazils_bolsonaro_calls_coronavirus_measures/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fj9wm8/link_in_portuguese_in_the_midst_of_the_covid19/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fj930i/bolsonaro_and_amlo_slammed_for_snubbing/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fj24k2/bolsonaro_is_posting_videos_from_manifestations/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-22 15:18

Welcome to New Wuhan:
Coronavirus Update: Long Island Nurse Sees Front-Line Workers Starting To Get Sick, Says ‘No One Seems To Care About Us’
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fmpo24/coronavirus_update_long_island_nurse_sees/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-22 16:29

INDIA: All trains(except cargo) canceled.
https://www.livemint.com/news/india/indian-railways-cancels-all-trains-till-month-end-as-coronavirus-cases-rise-11584863390051.html
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fmwg9r/india_all_trains_across_the_coutry_except_goods/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-22 16:52

"What if the virus mutates and starts "being a good person" - Chilen Health Minister refuses to decrete official national quarantine
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fmqm1o/what_if_the_virus_mutates_and_starts_being_a_good/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-22 17:10

Germany bans meetings of more than two people
https://www.dw.com/en/coronavirus-latest-germany-bans-meetings-of-more-than-two-people/a-52874174

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-22 17:16

https://apnews.com/36bb744ed120b703b4bf13695572cb84?utm_medium=AP&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter
Chads and Stacys ignore social distancing, and thanks for their high-functioning immune systems becoming Corona-chan super-spreaders.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-22 17:26

>>110 No to mention "peaceful minorities" who are are the reason that "Civilization is three meals away from chaos".

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-22 17:30

>>110
Based, fuck boomers

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-22 17:44

Coronavirus: Nigeria reports chloroquine poisonings after Donald Trump touts antimalarial drug as treatment
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/fmh4pr/coronavirus_nigeria_reports_chloroquine/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-22 17:51

FAA halting flights to New York airports due to coronavirus-related staff issues at air-traffic control center
https://ktla.com/news/faa-halting-flights-to-new-york-airports-due-to-coronavirus-related-staff-issues-at-air-traffic-control-center/

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-22 18:21

A new message on coronavirus in hard-hit areas: Don’t get tested
The battle to contain the virus is lost, and we are moving into a new phase of the pandemic response, say health officials in some hard-hit states.

https://www.boston.com/news/health/2020/03/21/a-new-message-on-coronavirus-in-hard-hit-areas-dont-get-tested

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-22 18:26

Ohio: “The state is limiting testing to those who are hospitalized and to health care workers.”
https://www.wlwt.com/article/this-is-a-critical-time-community-spread-of-covid-19-widespread-across-ohio-governor-says/31851975

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-22 18:53

https://www.scidev.net/global/disease/news/coronavirus-mutations-no-cause-for-alarm.html
>Mutations discovered in the first Brazilian case of coronavirus are no cause for alarm, a leading virologist says

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-22 21:22

Go back to /pol/ ffs.

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-23 2:25

N i g g e r

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-23 3:40

>>119
T s k
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