Corona-chan's Unflattened Curves Keep Growing

Pandemic:Declared
Containment: Failed
Lockdown: Initiated
Economy: Crashed
Vaccine: In Development
Nothingburgers: out of stock
Clown World: Infected
Previous thread: https://dis.tinychan.org/read/lounge/1579944411
Current stats: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries
In map form: https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6
List of strains: https://nextstrain.org/ncov

New conspiracy theory: the vaccine alters immune system and will
stop working without 'boosters', this explains France buy 2B doses of "the Jab", Its going to be a subscription type control system like Deus Ex https://deusex.fandom.com/wiki/Ambrosia
Ambrosia is a vaccine created by multibillionaire Bob Page for the Gray Death. A single dose (20cc) will temporarily cure any individual who uses it, and will provide up to 48 hours of immunity to the virus. After 48 hours, if the individual does not continue using the medication, they will once again be at risk of contracting the Gray Death. Ambrosia is currently the only known vaccine for the Gray Death and is solely produced and monopolized by VersaLife.