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Corona-chan's Unflattened Curves Keep Growing

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-19 4:45

Pandemic:Declared
Containment: Failed
Lockdown: Initiated
Economy: Crashed
Vaccine: In Development
Nothingburgers: out of stock
Clown World: Infected
Previous thread: https://dis.tinychan.org/read/lounge/1579944411
Current stats: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries
In map form: https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6
List of strains: https://nextstrain.org/ncov

Name: Anonymous 2021-07-26 3:17

>>915
Btw the exact reason they're deathly afraid, is that with
winter season, millions of unhealthy, fat boomers in America will start dying on scale that cannot be covered up and cannot be explained: all of them can't be classified as "breakthrough" deaths as this would be ridicolous. They're probably banked on the vaccines giving them 2-3 years of life, but because of American diet and healthcare they're getting only 9-12 months,
which tightly overlaps with upcoming winter season in northern hemisphere.

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