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Hi evry1. I got mi ferst email leddr from sum of u. Thenkz. I tryd ta rite a messag dis mornig, but the pooter sed id coudnt send it fer sum reson. Now im gonna tri ta rite nudder leddr n see if i kin send dis 1.

Led me introduz miselv. Mi namez Neko n im 5 munthz old (2daz ago). Dat makes me almozt a big cat now. Im a loooong, leeeen, tabbi purrrrrin masheen. Sumtimz i purrr so lowd dat mummy cant sleep <G>.

Sumtimz mummy & poppy take me on der floatie ting dat dey call a "boat". Datz cuz my hoomins lib ona izlnd. Reely. Derz waddr ebrywher. Dat makz it okay fer me to go outzid wit mummy widout her worryin bout wher i am. Uzully she just lookz inda treez fer me, cuz datz my favrit plaz ta go. lma real good climbr. Mummy figurd owt dat i kin ged down by myselv, so i cant fool her bout dat. We havta be real carful, tho, cuz ders big birdz rownd wit wite hedz & tailz dat mummy sed kud kary me away to der babes if i go too hi inda treez.

Mummy & poppy got me cuz their ole d*g, Lacey (91 in d*g yers) probabli wont be round dat much longr, eben tho she playz lik a p*ppy. At ferst i wuz real scerd of her, but shez real niz ta me, so now wer frends. I hope she libs til shez ad least 98.

Datz bout it fer now, but im gonna tri ta rite agin soon.

purrrrzzzz frum Neko

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