Looking for a girlfriend

Hello,
I am 19 years old and very handsome. I currently have no girlfriend so I thought I would try online dating. This looked like a good place to try my luck.
My hobbies are reading, programming and cooking [spoiler]mostly just heating up fast food in the microwave but it almost always tastes good[\spoiler]. We could do all of that together if you want to.
Let me know if you are interested and we could arrange a date, maybe I can cook you something and then we cuddle on my sofa.
Just hit me up with a message. I would be very happy. If you want to get right into dirty talk let me know first, I will post my public pgp key.

Get a hooker. Do you live in Amsterdam?

>>2

Get a hooker.

No

Do you live in Amsterdam?

No, do you?

>>3

No, do you?

Yes. Every day I live in fear that the famous Russian criminal Nikita Sadkov decides to drop by.

Post face

>>5
:)
This is a textboard so I can't upload anything of higher resolution than this.

>Still no mail from cute girl
Why does this need to be so hard, I just don't want to be lonely. I would use tinder or something like that but I would never use nonfree software, so tinychan probably is my best bet.

>>4
Where do you live precisely, so I can avoid your neighborhood?

-Nikia

>>8
Osdorp. Enjoy being slaughtered by a 13-year-old Moroccan with a machete when you come over.