Name: Anonymous 2013-09-02 21:22
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/prog/rider is a mutant fungus. Originally discovered in a frozen cavern on Neptune, this white moss will typically remain docile and rarely spread to new places. Once established, the moss will attack the material along the walls and fill the area with anus jokes, fat nuggets, al salami and shalomi sandwitches, and cudders all the way down. The moss is especially attracted to paperback copies of SICP. In some rare cases, the moss's growing patterns appear to emulate conway's game of thug life. /prog/rider has a distinctive effect on animal populations, notably making snakes smile retardedly and ask passerbys if they have read their SICP today.An area that has sustained serious damage from
/prog/rider shows these distinctive characteristics, and is sometimes called a /prog/. It is unknown how many /prog/s exist. If by chance a /prog/ is encountered, personal are cautioned to minimize contact with the /prog/ and evacuate immediately. The coordinates of the /prog/ are to be transmitted to the /prog/ elimination committee so that the hazard can be safely disposed of before any injury or loss of life is sustained.