why fucking perl?

I go on any system, fucking perl. I look at scripts written by IT, not shell scripts, fucking perl. I try openBSD, fucking perl. FreeBSD? fucking perl. Default packages on linux even.. no python, no ruby, FUCKING PERL WHAT THE FUCK PERL PERL PERL

>>14
.sh = Bourne shell, the ancient one. Done for compatibility for older systems. You would not believe how many are still out there, even using 4.4BSD-Lite *ahem yahoo*

Scsh is a fun beta project, but the other options are better.

>>15
Indeed, but have you built a shell yet that talks well with the OS components/syscalls? Zsh does not count.