why fucking perl?

I go on any system, fucking perl. I look at scripts written by IT, not shell scripts, fucking perl. I try openBSD, fucking perl. FreeBSD? fucking perl. Default packages on linux even.. no python, no ruby, FUCKING PERL WHAT THE FUCK PERL PERL PERL

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I mean it is a cheating creating an implementation of embedding zsh api to call the syscalls. It's great, convenient, and overly massive. If you use it, its like just giving up and using Emacs.

Would it be awesome just to have a native scheme shell, nothing more?

That what I meant it does not count.