why fucking perl?

I go on any system, fucking perl. I look at scripts written by IT, not shell scripts, fucking perl. I try openBSD, fucking perl. FreeBSD? fucking perl. Default packages on linux even.. no python, no ruby, FUCKING PERL WHAT THE FUCK PERL PERL PERL

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From when strict is not used, and things are not compiled:
http://mysite.verizon.net/les.peters/id2.html
http://perl.plover.com/obfuscated/
http://www.perlmonks.org/?node=Obfuscated%20Code
http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=20312

tm;dl illegibility = unmaintainable; ++job_security; from Deadcode()