why fucking perl?

I go on any system, fucking perl. I look at scripts written by IT, not shell scripts, fucking perl. I try openBSD, fucking perl. FreeBSD? fucking perl. Default packages on linux even.. no python, no ruby, FUCKING PERL WHAT THE FUCK PERL PERL PERL

>>42
No, you faggot, the problem with postfix is the ambiguity of how many parameters a function takes, for shit like cat.

If you make cat take an int for how many files to process, it's more verbose shit that's already implicit in other languages:
shit fuck piss 2 catn ...

If you make cat take only 1 file at a time, then you've got to do weird combining shit, which normal Unix cat already takes care of:
shit fuck cat piss cat combine-stdout-shit ...
_{^{and that's assuming combine-stdout-shit is fixed to just 2 args. try concatenating 3 files and it gets stupider.}}

It's all shit. Just put some God-damned parentheses around them, you fuckheads.