why fucking perl?

I go on any system, fucking perl. I look at scripts written by IT, not shell scripts, fucking perl. I try openBSD, fucking perl. FreeBSD? fucking perl. Default packages on linux even.. no python, no ruby, FUCKING PERL WHAT THE FUCK PERL PERL PERL

>>46
They don't have to be conventions, dipshit. I.e. the language can make it a syntax error to call a b functionOfTwo in place of a b functionOfTwo/2. There you have it, actual control over number of parameters without any parentheses or FOIC.