why fucking perl?

I go on any system, fucking perl. I look at scripts written by IT, not shell scripts, fucking perl. I try openBSD, fucking perl. FreeBSD? fucking perl. Default packages on linux even.. no python, no ruby, FUCKING PERL WHAT THE FUCK PERL PERL PERL

>>59
Pop quiz: Within cat fuck | grep shit, where is the |?
A. In front of its operands (prefix)
B. After its operands (postfix)
C. Between its operands (infix) (faggot)

Note: The two operands are, respectively, cat fuck and grep shit.