Acknowledgements

Who should I thank? My so-called ``colleagues,'' who laugh at me
behind my back, all the while becoming famous on my work? My worthless
graduate students, whose computer skills appear to be limited to
downloading bitmaps off of netnews? My parents, who are still waiting
for me to quit ``fooling around with computers,'' go to med school,
and become a radiologist? My department chairman, a manager who
gives one new insight into and sympathy for disgruntled postal
workers?

My God, no one could blame me -- no one! -- if I went off the edge
and just lost it completely one day. I couldn't get through the day
as it is without the Prozac and Jack Daniels I keep on the shelf,
behind my Tops-20 JSYS manuals. I start getting the shakes real bad
around 10am, right before my advisor meetings. A 10 oz. Jack 'n Zac
helps me get through the meetings without one of my students winding
up with his severed head in a bowling-ball bag. They look at me
funny; they think I twitch a lot. I'm not twitching. I'm controlling
my impulse to snag my 9mm Sig-Sauer out from my day-pack and make
a few strong points about the quality of undergraduate education
in Amerika.

If I thought anyone cared, if I thought anyone would even be reading
this, I'd probably make an effort to keep up appearances until the
last possible moment. But no one does, and no one will. So I can
pretty much say exactly what I think.

Oh, yes, the acknowledgements. I think not. I did it. I did it all,
by myself.

Looks like you're provoking us to give you a THANK MY ANUS reply; there you go.

it makes research less annoying

What's awesome is that OP's (Post [is] truncated).
Amen to that!

no

idealism kills

smoke weed everyday OP

>>6
Ain't that the truth.

Just relax. Nothing matters.

Do everything you possibly can to keep programming, to keep the mind occupied on its programming task. Programming is divinity.

>>8

yeah I guess in a sense it can be like a drug, or a diversion from reality.. but you have to be careful not to overdo it too

Programming sucks.
I should have studied liberal arts, that's my calling.

>>10
Now check my dubs, boy.

I'd like to thank the entire case of Touhou for giving doujinshi artists something interesting to draw I can masturbate to, otherwise I would have prematurely killed myself for working with the megacunts that call themselves my research colleagues.

Academia is as soul-sucking as any cubicle farm Java apping job you'd find on the last page of the Chinese version of craigslist.

>>12
s/case/cast/

>>9

On the contrary, you must be careful not to underdo it. I don't remember the last time I overdid it.

Overdo it until all you can perceive is the universe you are creating.

So you think girls going to the restroom in packs is kinda weird too?

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