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Which is the best programming language to get start?

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-04 5:14

Does anybody know Which is the best programming language to get start?

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-18 4:37

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-18 5:51

This depends on the requirement of yours. Every language has its own set of advantages and expertise on certain fields. So nothing is bad

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-18 7:19

>>162
Except PHP which is terrible in every possible way.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-18 7:40

>>162
Ah yes, the programming languages are just a ``tool'' theory.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-18 19:47

>>164
The only tool in this thread is you. #rekt

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-18 20:43

>>165
#rekt

/g/ro detected

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-18 21:02

>>166
/g/ro detector detected

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-18 21:05

rogue /g/ro detector

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-18 21:23

Re: Which is the best programming language to get start?
Depends, on a lot of factors. I was working as a security researcher/ethical hacker. So my first language was Python. Worked for me. On the other hand, I would have failed miserably if web designing was my field and I learned Pythin instead.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-18 21:48

>>169
ethical hacker, python
horrid

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-18 21:51

>>169
Jesus Christ, learn how to quote.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-18 21:54

@171
sorry

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-18 21:55

>>171
I think this is a case of YHBT but I might be wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-18 22:01

>>173
Sometimes I wonder how many of are actually serious.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-18 22:22

>>174
You should know this is a troll thread, no one is serious. If want serious answer, use any language below this line:
http://benchmarksgame.alioth.debian.org/u64/code-used-time-used-shapes.php#shortest
OCaml is between Java and Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-18 22:30

>>175
Bullshit. Sepples, Haskell and Java are shit.

>>174
Read SICP, learn Scheme, learn CL, become frustrated with programming and either kill yourself or start rewriting everything.

Name: Derek 2013-09-18 22:34

1) html 2) php 3) java

This is my language flow.

Name: 175 2013-09-18 22:40

>>176
SBCL takes longer than Java, as much as I hate. And Scheme is not on the benchmark. I doubt it would fare better than Haskell. You are welcome to make your own Benchmark with Scheme included. See if you can beat Haskell, ATS, and C. Plus, you can consider this bias, since the tool they uses for the diagnostics is on a JVM in Java:
http://benchmarksgame.alioth.debian.org/play.php

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-18 22:42

>>177
Which Derek are you making fun of, Derek Sivers? Or the jewtube Derek Banas?

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-18 23:00

>>178
Will you please stop quoting the benchmarks game? It really doesn't help your credibility. The ``vroom vroom'' a programming language implementation may give you does not compensate for time wasted or extra complexity or loss in security. I'd rather have all my programs run twice slower if doing so allows me to write it in an expressive and safe language implementation.

Also the JVM is fucking horrid.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-18 23:10

If you want to start learning computer programming start with a good book or tutorial on programming.

Name: In other words, 2013-09-18 23:15

Read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-18 23:24

Learn the basic of "HTML" Look it up..

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-19 1:11

One word:
The Forced Indentation of Code

Thread over.

Name: Great Quux 2013-09-19 1:58

>>184
That's what the Sussman said, we he was confronted, confirming he was a huge lazy faggot with no experience in reverse engineering for a few libraries on some toys he wanted the kids to play with.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-19 2:49

I love python, but i disagree, php is easier, though not sure is that a good thing or not... I think for many people it would be too hard to understand even basic concepts, e.g. how import (in python) works...

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-19 7:43

PHP is trash for beginning as a web developer. DO NOT LEARN ON IT. Go for Python or Ruby. Learn SQL and JS on the side. Pickup HTML and CSS afterwards.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-19 10:25

>>186-187
This is getting out of hand, please stop doing that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-19 11:59

>>187
Python and Ruby are TRASH for beginning as a web developer. DO NOT LEARN THEM. Go for Java and ASP. Learn MariaDB and JS on the side. Pickup HTML and CSS afterwards.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-19 18:07

All of the languages here are TRASH. Use le JS XDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-19 19:10

Wow...C as the first language? That is kind of tough...C is like New York, "If You Can Make It There, You'll Make It Anywhere"...If you can code well in C then you can code anything, so take the plunge if you will, but I think that you might want a different first language.

But as others have said, it largely depends on your reason for coding...

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-19 19:55

>>191
What if I'm wanting to program, do programming, as a programmer? Not code, coding, coder.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-19 20:25

>>192

EXPERTS ``code''. Monkeys ``program''.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-19 21:18

>>192
I wouldn't get bogged down in terminology. There are people who prefer to focus on the solution of problems and others who prefer the act of writing code; these are programmers and coders respectively. Programmers are probably more useful to everyone else, but it's probably best that you be happy.

C would be a noble venture, and I suggest you try it if it interests you. If you fail, just realize that you dove in the deep end without being able to swim. However you will, if you have sufficient willpower, succeed eventually. When you have become reasonably competent in C, you can move to Python et al from time to time for the sake of convenience.

Just my opinion, blah blah blah.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-19 21:45

Best programming language :-
1. PHP
2. C#
3. J#
4. Perl

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-21 1:15

html -> css -> ruby on rails -> javascript = power

Name: youtu.be/NWYJYcpSpCs 2013-09-21 4:15

Fuck, I opened even more cans:
http://www.open64.net/about-open64.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_compilers#C_compilers

Time to roll out benchmarks. Read the description of song. Mighty No. ⑨ FOREVER

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-21 5:24

>>197
Enjoy your segfaults, Ctard.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-21 13:02

>>194
> I wouldn't get bogged down in terminology. There are people who prefer to focus on the solution of problems and others who prefer the act of writing code; these are programmers and coders respectively.

Have you read your Tao of Programming today?

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-21 23:16

I would say start with visual basic then move to vb.net asp.net is a derivitive ov visual basicn. It is pretty easy to learn. In couple of weeks you can literaly design application using twitter API and display all kind of data. Just my 2 cents

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