NSA has broken most encryption

No, really! I'm not just making shit up this time:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/06/us/nsa-foils-much-internet-encryption.html?hp&_r=0

The agency has circumvented or cracked much of the encryption, or digital scrambling, that guards global commerce and banking systems, protects sensitive data like trade secrets and medical records, and automatically secures the e-mails, Web searches, Internet chats and phone calls of Americans and others around the world, the documents show.

I hope you don't have your plots to *redacted* the *redacted* with a *redacted* and your CP stored on Google Drive, no matter how much encryption you applied[i]![/i]

In related news, the NSA stores all encrypted data, "just in case". https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130620/15390323549/nsa-has-convinced-fisa-court-that-if-your-data-is-encrypted-you-might-be-terrorist-so-itll-hang-onto-your-data.shtml

In other words, if your messages are encrypted, the NSA is keeping them until they can decrypt them. And, furthermore, as we noted earlier, the basic default is that if the NSA isn't sure about anything, it can keep your data.

>>53
If I had in front of me a box with a button that would kill you instantly, I wouldn't press it, I'd hit it, slap it, stomp on it, and tape it down just to make sure. I'm the guy that beat you up in the locker room back in high school and laughed at your tiny penis and told the girl you liked back then about how small it was. Now that I got this sweet sysop job with the NSA after they flushed all the unloyal people out, I've finally found you and I've returned to bully you for the rest of your life, armed with all your information.

Hey guys, did you know that >>51 likes something called "yaoi"? He also uses a Macbook Air and has spent a suspiciously large amount of money on panties for someone who phone and email records show does not have a girlfriend.