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/*PROG*/ CHALLENGE - DAWKINS EDITION

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 9:42

Implement the most efficient way to reproduce http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7ghuVDSHY48#t=51

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 18:47

NO!

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-06 19:51

It's a simple genetic algorithm. Boring.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-08 20:30

Just noticed they're using plain X Windows there. Wonder what the OS is.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-08 21:33

>>4
That's just the display library they're using, and I agree with you it looks like just x primitives. But that's no big deal, you can do it yourself with `xmessage' or something

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-08 21:54

I've already made it once
chars = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' '];

function R(n) { return Math.floor(n*Math.random());}
function randomchar(){
return chars[R(chars.length)];
}

randomstring = '';
for (var x=0;x<28;x++){
randomstring+=randomchar();
}

/*
console.log(randomstring);

test = randomstring.split("");
console.log(test);
test[3]=0;
console.log(test.join(""));
*/

function copystr(s){
var test = s.split("");
for (var x=0;x<28;x++){
if (100*Math.random()<=5){
test[x]=randomchar();
}
}
return test.join("");
}

var target = "methinks it is like a weasel";

function score(s){
var scr = 0;
for (var x=0;x<28;x++){
if (s.charAt(x)==target.charAt(x)){
scr++;
}
}
return scr;
}

var scr = score(randomstring);
for (var k=0;k<1000;k++){
for (var x=0;x<100;x++){
var s = copystr(randomstring);
var scr2 = score(s);
if (scr2>scr){
scr = scr2;
randomstring=s;
}
}
console.log(randomstring+' generation:'+k);
if (scr==28){
break;
}
}

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-08 22:05

>>5
Judging by the age of the video plain X was probably the standard back then.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-09 5:07

>>7
What do you mean by ``plain X'' ? That's like saying you use ``plain letters'' when you really mean ``I use a monospaced font'' or something. Especially because the opposite of `plain' in this case would be `decorated', and their choice of rendering is orthogonal to their choice of window decoration.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-09 11:52

>>8
Plain X, as in, no GTK or anything of the sort. Simple primitives. The kind that that all those applications that begin wiht x[program] have. Such as xfontsel.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 14:59

but I think the analogy is wrong
evolution is not goal directed, it doesn't select for the structures that look more like an eye, the eye is just a byproduct of the pressure to survive

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 15:31

http://www.youtube.com/...

No, thank you, go to hell!

Name: dailymotion 2013-10-15 16:09

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 16:23

Implement the most efficient way to reproduce
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Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 17:12

>>13
You forgot:
#!/bin/bash

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 17:19

>>14
How could such an irreducibly complex genetic structure arise in an environment without an intelligent artificing agency? Darwinian evolution CANNOT account for the existence of such lines of code.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 18:19

>>15
It did, it's bash. Even fork bombs are proof of evolution of inputs through random entropy, since they are incepted from accidents.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 21:19

>>10
evolution is not goal directed
pressure to survive
Typical fucking atheist. Cant get own his bullshit right.
Just accept ID already, you stupid nigger.

>>16
What happens in the computer ≠ what happens in the natural world.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 21:58

>>17
Typical fucking theist, still assfucking his sister. What a shameful little whitey. Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 22:02

>>18
Stop humping your keyboard, nigger. It isn't a poor defenceless white girl.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 22:30

>>19
I don't sleep with white girls, fucko. The black gene pool is contaminated enough as it is.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 22:33

>>20
Fuck off back to africa, nigger. Go rob a lion.

Name: Russell Agnostic 2013-10-15 23:20

>>17
What happens in the computer ≠ what happens in the natural world.
HA, you believe in other worlds? Oh LOL. Sunny, I know your baiting, but you aint going to catch me. Unless you are really delusional, and for once believe in ID when you can get a fucking microscope, and see your fauna evolve.

Explain biodiversity in remote locations, son. Australia is a primary example. What kind of Theos allows for his creations to go extinct, and be so different and limited. Only a stupid Theos would build such mess.

Name: >>22 2013-10-15 23:42

inb4 >>17 responds:
How about this: Why would such a Theos even device Parasites as part of his ecosystem⸮ To ruin his creation? They support no other ecos. Why would he develop dead ends to his system⸮ Worse yet, what is the point in Fungi⸮ I know the answer: Magic!

For the chrisfags:
   Why would such a loving, all knowing, perfect Theos even create or plant the "Tree of Good and Evil," if he knew Man would sin⸮ Did they really want to go through all mess with their multiple personality phases, and end up fucking most of their things to Sheol because men didn't believe that their son paid for some mistakes they made on designing the garden after they sent him on some remote location of the world to die because he was pure, like the 15 billion other fetuses that have come and gone⸮ Prick

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 23:44

>>22
Another nutty foreigner with shit english.
baiting
Back to the imageboards.

you believe
I don't believe, I know.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 23:53

>>24
http://oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/bait?q=baiting#bait__8

I don't believe, I know.
Ok, then evidence please. Unless you only know because your mama told you so. Don't worry, I am sure you mama is an honest and faithful gal. Esp. when we fuck at night

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-16 0:05

>>25
My black momma wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth and pointing a gun to her head.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-16 0:46

>>25
Evidence? You stole all of it one night when you were on your nigger drugs and made a giant fucking one foot long dildo out of it all and then proceeded to fuck yourself up the ass you fucking NIGGER atheist kike.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-16 1:12

>>27
Poor Theos, that can't even protect his precious evidence from being stolen, or its Anthology from being properly translated and overwritten.
teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Bad-Wedding-Photos-Dildo.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-16 2:08

>>28
Funnay maymay, Jamal Argyros.
fucking greek nigger scum G-d smite you

Name: THUG LIFE 2013-10-16 3:53

>>28
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/542789_223738427758107_1017468225_n.jpg
And just because I use the ancient word for god, you call name, and bring no evidence. Uncultured swine with Daddy issues.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-16 14:23

>>17
pressure to survive =/= a well defined goal

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-16 16:10

>>30
who the fuck are those and why should i care

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-16 19:17

>>30
BEYOND RETARDED, I'LL HANG YOU NIGGER RUSSIAN

>>31
NEITHER EXIST, DEAL WITH IT ATHEIST TARD AHHAHAHHAAH

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-03 18:32

someone on virginchan posted this http://jsfiddle.net/TBemF/

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-03 19:41

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Name: Anonymous 2014-06-04 3:57

>>35
Present me with a more throbby cock and I will worship it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-04 10:48

Why would I want to implement some lame web site?

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-04 20:47

>>37
it is not a website. it is a GA program called the weasel program, a proof-of-concept program for introducing GA

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-04 22:46

>>38

What's a GA program and what does it have to do with hosting videos?

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-05 1:25

>>39
Oh, I see. You interpreted the OP request as a request to implement the youtube website (which is a video hosting site, you're correct), when in fact OP meant it to ask for an implementation of the algorithm exemplified in the corresponding video. It's a classical case of map-territory confusion.
As for the definition of a GA program, a GA program is a program that implements a GA. GA stands for genetic algorithm, which is a evolution-inspired nondeterministic search algorithm.

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