Commissioning Worthless Software

It was suggested to me by the penultimate non-shitposter in 4chan /prog/ that I may find better luck in this quest here.

I'm looking to hire someone to create an extraction tool for ripping sound assets from a particularly obstinate visual novel engine. I suspect such a job would be more research than implementation, but have no idea how to go about hiring someone, or how much I should expect to spend. I'm essentially asking someone to help me violate someone else's copyright, so I doubt most programmer-for-hire sites would take the posting, even if they didn't mind extracting resources from an eroges written and (likely) coded in moonspeak. Any commissioning tips, suggested budgets, or programmer exchange recommendations from progrider?

Since it sounds like you're going to have to deal with rUGP on some level, perhaps

http://dis.4chan.org/read/anime/1359616642

might be of some help to you. It's mostly focusing around translating text through Aral Trans, but you might find some information in there that will hook you up with people know know their way around rUGP (and are willing to do what you want), and some of them might be responsive to offers of money,