Programming Job at Apple

I've been enjoying myself with hacking Apple's open source software. I learned a lot of stuff from their source code. Better quality than GNU shitware. I enjoyed writing a R7RS interpreter in Obj-C. Apple really did a great choice choosing LLVM compilers and Objective-C can be fun if you already know a lot of Smalltalk.

Now I want a programming job at Apple. I don't mind being a CORPORATE DRONE. I want to fascinate in Aqua's or iOS' source codes. I want to help make great leaps in making Safari as good as Firefox. I just want a job that I could enjoy while surrounded by Touhou portraits in my cubicle.

I could never get a programming job at Apple and Apple would only hire bad programmers (like that one Mexican kid who claims to dream in code) and ignore the good ones like me.;_;

If anyone ever gets in, please make sure to try getting code into products that let your users jailbreak them to freedom. The only way to tear down the corporate slavery is from the inside.