Programming Job at Apple

I've been enjoying myself with hacking Apple's open source software. I learned a lot of stuff from their source code. Better quality than GNU shitware. I enjoyed writing a R7RS interpreter in Obj-C. Apple really did a great choice choosing LLVM compilers and Objective-C can be fun if you already know a lot of Smalltalk.

Now I want a programming job at Apple. I don't mind being a CORPORATE DRONE. I want to fascinate in Aqua's or iOS' source codes. I want to help make great leaps in making Safari as good as Firefox. I just want a job that I could enjoy while surrounded by Touhou portraits in my cubicle.

I could never get a programming job at Apple and Apple would only hire bad programmers (like that one Mexican kid who claims to dream in code) and ignore the good ones like me.;_;

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I never worked at Intel.

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You could just not use proprietary software, like RMS. How practical is that? I don't like Apple products at all and don't own an iPhone, but when almost alternative (Google, Microsoft, etc.) takes or will take the same path, it's not a choice. It's like having "choice" between browsers, almost all of which are WebKit clones with a slightly different skin.