Erlang vs Java

Languages that run on a VM general.

Why do so many people hate Java and like Erlang?

Erlang is slooooooooow.

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Scheduling threads on a queue, buttrated monkey. Ass Sauce:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scheduling_%28computing%29

I fucking dare you to trigger it using an interpreted or VMed language [u][b](assuming the VM doesn't trigger the bug itself or generate native code that triggers it).[/b][/u]

Yeah, keep fucking up kid. What kind of fictional hardware bug can make the language specific VM work, but not another VM in the same server running the same processes as domain-specific VM in another language? If the are the same processes, the output will be the same, which includes errors. Circular fallacy 101.Can kids these days even do a little bit Gedankenexperiment? Or are they too brainwashed to conceptualize?

My point is that on a secure system, only the superuser should be able to run non-VMed code (and the superuser really shouldn't use that privilege unless absolutely necessary).

Thanks for reteaching me what system administration is all about. Its sad that no *nix system has a wheel group to escalate privileges as superusers, or utilities to ch root directories of programs that run processes, to prevent them from affecting others. Sigh

Can you say the same about C/C++ (I did that on purpose just because fuck you)?

Thanks for confirming your buttration. Good thing I brought those languages into the conversation as possible solutions to your requirement, so we can reiterate the point that VM or Jails need to be implemented on the OS, regardless of the language and the program. It's not like it's the fault of the system administrator for implementing non-robost practices, including the language of choice.

What exactly do you think my position is?

Wild guess, Web app developer. Never programmed a kernel in his life. Never dealt with faulty hardware.