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I have one for your amusement. We did work for a company that had a decades old COBOL clone for a front end language. They had invested millions in code written in this language, and couldn't afford to throw everything away and start over, so they had us write what I guess you would call a runtime that read the compiled NOT-COBOL and carried out the instructions using relatively modern technology. For example, HTTP didn't exist when the program was written, so we rewrote the communications components to use that. Is that ENTERPRISE enough for you?