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>>18
See, now you've leaked a fair few identifying bits of your own.
For example we've narrowed down your person to being one of <1,000,000 in the world who works in the five eyes system.
Your poor grammar indicates either lack of education, sleep or attention. Uninspiring zalgo text shows complacency, or usage of crap online generators, with no drive to find one that is better. You'd better hope with a lax attitude like that, that your superior is managing your security.

As such, it's likely you don't work at RAF Menwith or Pine Gap or [unspecified storage shed #15], and you're just being a cool roleplayer.
Ultimately that means IHBT.