Haskell

It's pretty much the ultimate programming language.

Functional. Used in the academia. Used in the real world (unlike Lisps). Fast. Scalable. Has lots and lots of libraries. Type inference. Type safety.

Have we been linked to on this board's predecessor or what is happening in this thread?

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We've been linked from the predecessor ever since the birth of /prog/ ][. Ignore it and carry on, the admin will do his job.