hello world! in javascript

Hi guys! I just started learning javascript and here's my hello world
Please be gentle because I'm just a girl~ :P

function fhi5e6djgh (fjfghfg5785) {
var that = this;
return ((function() {
return ((function() {
return ((function() {
return ((function() {
return function() {
jhfjh.apply(this, that);
};
})());
})())[null];
})());
})());
};

function jhfjh (fdhgdgg_ghgh, thot) {
var fhjf,
hj;

if (++fhjf == --hj && fhjf == [7[7[8[6[5]]]][8[5[7[9[0]]]]]] && (function(){eval(this)})() || ++fhjf == !hj ? fhjf++ : --hj && [] == [545])
return ((function() {
return ((function() {
return ((function() {
fdhgdgg_ghgh.apply(this);
})())[null];
})())[0];
})())[hj++ || --fhjf];
}

var fgkfkfhjFHY45 = function() {
return console.log.apply( console, arguments );
};

fhi5e6djgh(eval(fgkfkfhjFHY45(eval(new Buffer('Y29uc29sZS5sb2coJ2hlbGxvIHdvcmxkJyk=', 'base64').toString('ascii')))))

>>1
Did you sumbit it to thedailywtf.com?

I love you!

(function() {
var code = '';
var count;
var fns = 10000;
for (count = 0; count < fns; count++) {
code += 'return (function() {\n';
}
code += 'alert("hello world")\n';
for (count = 0; count < fns; count++) {
code += '}';
}
})();
eval('function hello() { ' + code + '}');
function supercaller(fn) {
if (typeof fn === 'function') supercaller(fn());
}
supercaller(hello);
})();

Oops, I forgot to mention that this is for node.js ^^
For it to work clientside javascript, replace the last line with fhi5e6djgh(eval(fgkfkfhjFHY45(eval(atob('Y29uc29sZS5sb2coJ2hlbGxvIHdvcmxkJyk='))))) :D

>>2
No, why...

>>4
Cool!
Thanks, gonna learn from it :D

>>5

node.js ^^

FOR FUCK'S SAKE LUKE

>>6
May the return ((function() {
return ((function() {
return ((function() {
return ((function() {
return ((function() {
return ((function() {
return ((function() {
return ((function() {
return ((function() {
return ((function() {
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>>6
My name is Kate...

>>8
NO YOUR NAME IS LUKE YOU DUMB AUSTRALIAN PIECE OF SHIT

>>9
Lukate, we have trans over cis.

>>9
yeah that's not me stupid..

btw, you really shouldn't tell these guys your name...
i think i did in like 2011....... they never got over it

probably just another psych op huh nsa?

My name is Dilbert. Yes with a perioid after it. It is in the birth cert.

At least my paranoia has an off switch =D

You poor miserable cunts....

I hope you get hit by a comet, for what you've done to the internet.

>>15
Cunt is an offensive term, you stupid bogan.

>>17
Yeah Aussie chav, tell him how it is in the hood!

>>15
That's rude, Luke.

>>4
fixed syntax errors and "too much recursion error" in firefox

(function() {
var code = '';
var count;
var fns = 200;
for (count = 0; count < fns; count++) {
code += 'return (function() {\n';
}
code += 'alert("hello world")\n';
for (count = 0; count < fns; count++) {
code += '})';
}
eval('function hello() { ' + code + '}');
function supercaller(fn) {
if (typeof fn === 'function') supercaller(fn());
}
supercaller(hello);
})();

>>1-20,21-9999
GET OUT OF MY WAY RETOIDS

>>21
But, you didn't show your example:
(display "Hello, World!")

This Luke guy has got to be haskellin me.

>>21
LAC would probably puke at the sight of Javashit. Nice try anyway.

>>23
lol

Found it:
https://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1381502270/

>>23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF33EJ85-1I

watch out froggies! =)

But yeah, i've settled now...
Stupid United Nations should've done a better job on the Tallimann Draft, or had a public bbs so i could kick them in the nuts....

>>27
It don't compare to this gem: https://youtu.be/QadUthGKfWo

>>26
Yah, that was my thread :P
I just made it to see if i can get different opinions, im gonna make another on /g/ too

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:emotes:

BBCODE?

What acceptable Lisp is this?

>>1
be my girlfriend

>>35
Will you still love me if I become a man?

>>36
no

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