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Girl Programmers

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 8:05

Good $(date), /prog/! I'm the Symta guy (Nikita). If you still remember me, you will recall that I've found a programming job, so I've less time for text boards. Yet I promise to finish the Symta and join or start some Lisp OS project.

I also met a beautiful girl. She is a rare girl programmer, graduated from polytechnical university. She is cute, smart and wears glasses (http://minus.com/lwlti63gm5hO4). You wont find another girl like her in Russia, especially Serpukhov.

They only thing I fear is that she Jewish, because she is too smart for a Russian girl and cites Faina Ranevsky. I will kill myself if she is. Help me prog!

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 20:04

>>105
Lisp is all that matters. Lisp is the closest a programmer can get to God.

All girls will cost you, but that is part of your duties as a man. Find an old fashioned girl where the only thing she will cost you is a place for her to stay and decorate, and a yard for her to toil in (and I suppose some time). I have one of these. She makes me meals and helps me `relax' under the table while I write programs sometimes. She's also very warm so in the winter I need less blankets. I do not mind that I have to spend slightly more money on food and the occasional peice of furniture. I am grateful that she sees no value in jewelry or eating at expensive places or social events (she is very shy like me). She also brings home some money (but not very much at all).

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