Girl Programmers

Good $(date), /prog/! I'm the Symta guy (Nikita). If you still remember me, you will recall that I've found a programming job, so I've less time for text boards. Yet I promise to finish the Symta and join or start some Lisp OS project.

I also met a beautiful girl. She is a rare girl programmer, graduated from polytechnical university. She is cute, smart and wears glasses (http://minus.com/lwlti63gm5hO4). You wont find another girl like her in Russia, especially Serpukhov.

They only thing I fear is that she Jewish, because she is too smart for a Russian girl and cites Faina Ranevsky. I will kill myself if she is. Help me prog!

WHO SAID I WAS A THEIST
NEITHER AN ATHIEST TOO
YOU SEE I SUMMON DEMONS (NOT EXCALTY CHRISTIAN DEMONS BUT I CALL 'EM DEMONS ANYWAYS) AND OTHERWORDLY SPIRITS
THEY AREN'T WORTH A SHIT TO TALK TO, YOU'RE BETTE ROFF COMMUNCATING WITH A NIGGER TEENAGER ABOUT HOOD LIFE THA N WITH SPIRITS OR DEMONS
THEY ARE JUST A BUNCH OF NUTTY CHILDISH PRANKSTERS
I BANISH THOSE FUCKERS WITH THE ARCHANGELS WHEN THEY TRY FUCKIN WITH ME
I'VE YET TO COMMUNICATE WITH A DEAD PRESIDENT BUT I'M TRYING

WHO SAID I WAS A MALE ANWAYS YOU SEE I'[M NOT SAYING I'M A FEMALE BUT I'M NOT SAYIMG IM A MALE EITHER YOU'LL NEVRE KNOW NAD I WONT SAY A THING
YOU CAN CALL ME "GENIUS"
WHAT I AM THOUGH IS A GENIUS
A FUCKING GENIUS
THAT'S WHAT MATTERS
BEING A GENIUS
ALSO AN ATHELETE