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Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 8:05

Good $(date), /prog/! I'm the Symta guy (Nikita). If you still remember me, you will recall that I've found a programming job, so I've less time for text boards. Yet I promise to finish the Symta and join or start some Lisp OS project.

I also met a beautiful girl. She is a rare girl programmer, graduated from polytechnical university. She is cute, smart and wears glasses (http://minus.com/lwlti63gm5hO4). You wont find another girl like her in Russia, especially Serpukhov.

They only thing I fear is that she Jewish, because she is too smart for a Russian girl and cites Faina Ranevsky. I will kill myself if she is. Help me prog!

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 5:53

>>159
YOU'RE A NUTTY FAGGOT AND I'LL RAPE YOUR TIGHT VIRGIN MALE ASS WHILE I HAVE MY WIFE/GF/PARTNER/LOVER/ WATCH

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 6:42

>>160
I despise his ignorant white theist male guts.

>>161
Kill yourself.

>>159
You too.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 6:53

>>161
Your wife/gf/partner/lover will DROP you like a @table, when she finds that (SELECT Money FROM Autist WHERE Money > 0) IS NULL

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 6:56

>>163
Girls only want guys with money (and no brains) for "marriages" and "relationships". But yo don't need to money to bang plenty of hot chicks. That's a FACT.

A "relationship" (or marriage) is just a situation where a woman expects you to NOT bang other chicks and PAY for everything. Stop looking for female approval and get a JOB. Then get a job that PAYS. And when you focus on YOURSELF instead of looking for women..... you're next biggest problem will be -->> GETTING RID OF THEM ALL.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 7:05

>>159
shithole, like Russia, where government doesn't recognize marriage contracts
Canada isn't much better either. In general, all countries with excessive cold or warm climate are undemocratic shitholes without freedom.

http://www.ottawadivorce.com/spousal-support-article-2.htm
However, what if Holly Homemaker had signed a marriage contract that stated she was not entitled to any spousal support? Would the courts enforce this contract, and deny her spousal support? No. A court would find such a marriage contract unconscionable, and would award compensatory spousal support to Holly. T

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 7:40

>>165
Aww poor white male, you're trying to abuse someone and the law's getting in your way.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 7:55

>>166
Exactly the opposite, pal. Abusing a woman would be paying her expenses and disrespecting woman's abilities to earn herself a wage - i.e. showing only that you're sexist. That is why I love America - yankees fight sexism and support equal rights, while backward countries, like Syria, Russia and Nigeria, batching in discrimination.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 8:15

>>167

woman earns wage leasing her vagina

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 8:16

>>167
Some women simply don't want a job and want a strong man to provide for them. Some men don't want women with jobs. This works out well.

There are other women who want to have jobs, and want a man to provide for. Some women don't went men with jobs. This works out well.

Then you have the last case where both the man and the woman have jobs, and share other roles too.

My situation fits into the first category, and I don't live in a backwards country, and I'm not sexist.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 8:34

>>169
I don't live in a backwards country[br]being a Slav and supporting a housewife soccer mom
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sorry, but in civilized countries civilized people monetarily support nobody, but themselves. Marriage should be limited to kisses and sex, unless explicitly state in contract.

There are other women who want to have jobs, and want a man to provide for. Some women don't went men with jobs. This works out well.[br]Then you have the last case where both the man and the woman have jobs, and share other roles too.
Never seen a woman who would refuse when you pay for her, while most, like my ex-GFs, explicitly demand paying their bills, dropping you in case you refuse. Less impudent girls would still implicitly expect you paying their bills, taking latent displeasure when you offer them to pay for themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 9:06

>>170
I'm a slav who does not live in Eastern Europe, or Europe at all. My significant other is not slavic, but an American of mixed (mostly European) descent (English, Scottish, German, Irish, Italian even Native American) (I do not live in the United States, but I do live an in English speaking country).

When we were first dating she paid all the bills. She bought me quite extravagant gifts too like this expensive watch which I broke a few days later by accident. In contrast, I bought her tea and flowers.

Money isn't everything. Especially when it comes to these things.

I feel sorry that you were used, and I hope you find a better girl in the future. Stop being irrational in the mean time.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 9:23

>>170
Never seen a woman who would refuse when you pay for her, while most, like my ex-GFs, explicitly demand paying their bills, dropping you in case you refuse. Less impudent girls would still implicitly expect you paying their bills, taking latent displeasure when you offer them to pay for themselves.
Holy shit where do you live? And why did you even agree to date their sorry asses in the first place?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 9:24

SLAVS ARE NIGGERS OF EUROPE EASTERN EUROPE IS THE NIGGER AFRICA OF UEROPE GENETIC INFERIOIRS OR OTHER PSEUDO ITNEICUTAL TERM IS WHTA THEY ARE

>>169
YOU WORK SOME FAGGOT JBO ADN THINK YOU'R ESTRONG AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
SUPPORT THE TROOPS YOU WEAKLING THEY ARE THE STORNG ONES NOT YO UFAGGOT DEAOGN IWT HGETGN SHOT BY SANDNIGGERS INTHE DESTR WHILE YOU WORK SOME CASHIER NIGGER SHIT OR SIT ON YOUR ASS ALL DAY PROGRAMMING IN A SHITTY LANUAGE OR OVERRATED ONE LIKE LISP AND ISNTEAD OFOCMING UP WITH AB ETTER LANGAUGE

>>171
U GUYS FUCK AND LVOE ORSMETHING POST PICS AND VIDS NAH YOU'R BOTH UGLY IDONT WANT TO SEE YOUD OTHA TSHIT I GOT MY HOT DICK WRIGHT HERE WITH MYHOT FACE AND MY HOT MOUTH RIGHT OPEN OH YEAHH ACURTALLY DOTN EVNE HAVE ONE YET BUT ONE DAY IWILL IF I ACRE TO RO NOT BBECAUS TU NKOW IM A HIGHLY NON-SOCIAL PERSON BUT NOT IN AN AUTISTIC WAy

holy shit IM FELEING GOOD
ILL TAKE ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS ON

>>172
IGNORE HIM HE'S JUST SOME NUTTY FUCK WHO SPENDS MOST OF HIS TIME O NTHE ITNENRER NAD PROBALTYI ADME THAT UP
I NEVER COME ACRROS THAT SHIT'
BUT I NEVER COME ACROSS OTHER PEOPLE IN THE FIRST PLACE

ONLY SHIT I COME ACROSS IS BOOKS AND COUGARS THAT WANT TO FUCK MY DICK OFF WITH YOUR TEETH (I M EAN REAL COUGARS, THOSE NIGGERS BITE BUT I GOT GUNS CUZ IM NOTA NUTTY LIBERAL AND IM ALSO TOGUH AS FUCK SO I'LL TAKE EM WITH MY FISTS)

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 9:26

>>173
Did you just become a parody of yourself?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 12:42

>>171

I hope you find a better girl in the future.
Not in Eastern Europe, definitely. I don't want expensive watches, just don't way to pay, unless she is quality and trained whore, who can do a massage and sucks well, which most common girls cant do. There is nothing to pay for.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 12:51

>>172

Holy shit where do you live? And why did you even agree to date their sorry asses in the first place?
I live in Russia. First in Serpukhov, then in Moscow.

But Russian girls are well known soul-less whores:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Russian%20Whore

Russian sites for women (like woman.ru and galya.ru) are filled with recipes how to cheat a man out of his money, while all girls think only about where to get money and how to find a rich old moneybag husband.

for example:
http://galya.ru/clubs/show.php?dlimit=275&p=1&id=680879#allcomments
http://www.woman.ru/relations/marriage/thread/4153488/

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 13:00

>>172

why did you even agree to date their sorry asses in the first place?
They agree themselves, hoping to get money from me or at least a free lunch.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 17:59

>>176
Not all girls are like that Nikita. I'm not sure what you can do to meet the other type, which put other things in life ahead of their gender role, like being an engineer, but you can repel the type you described by just being cheap and or poor.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 18:25

>>178

I'm not an engineer and have no education to be of interest to these girls. Neither I'm that cool guy, who tells jokes and makes fun company. I'm not even a "nerd" by your standards. I'm boring, weird, scary and care only about sex. So if I won't promise money, nobody would give me sex.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 18:39

>>179

Also, girls who have relations with me at one point say that I'm "cold". Dunno what that means, because I'm trying to simulate a good caring lover who cares about their feelings.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 19:26

>>180
You should find a qt jewish gf.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 20:51

>>179
Neither I'm that cool guy, who tells jokes and makes fun company.
You're funny sometimes.

I'm not even a "nerd" by your standards. I'm boring, weird, scary and care only about sex.
"Nerds" can be horny too.

I'm boring, weird, scary and care only about sex.
Then find someone else who is exactly the same. Join a dating site that correlates user characteristics (e.g. by asking questions). I'm sure there's a female Nikita out there for you; can't guarantee that she isn't 1000 km away and jewish, though.

So if I won't promise money, nobody would give me sex.
Nah.

Also, are you the one in this thread who said he wants children?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 21:08

well this is strange. couple of months ago nikita was neet, and virgin, living with his mom. then he found a job, moved out, found a "qt" gf, and said he loved her and would never leave her. now he says he has had sex with multiple girls and only cares about sex. wtf?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 21:14

>>183
It's an eastern european meme. Whenever I went back to eastern europe to visit my parent's homeland all my male cousins would say these exact same things. Most of them are over 30 now and unmarried.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 21:16

>>182
No that is me.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 21:18

>>179
You're using stupid words to describe yourself which are resulting perception words not behavioral words. If you properly described your behavior you'd probably see more clearly.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 21:42

didn't nikita have a mental illness, like tdavis?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 21:43

>>187
Yes its called being eastern european. Symptoms include sitting around pubs all day feeling sorry for yourself and talking to others about how shitty your life is.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 21:48

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 4:30

>>189

How did you found it?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 4:33

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 4:50

>>181
You should find a qt jewish gf.
A spoiled jewish GF would only require more money.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_princess

I.e. where Russian GF wants free lunch, Jewish GF would want a diamond ring.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 5:14

Once I wanted to buy some matzo, but it had outdated expiration date. So hard to be a Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 5:21

>>193
oy vey

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 5:25

>>192
There's also the poor immigrant jewish gf in brooklyn that talks funny stereotype.

The feminine jewish israeli GI gf holding a M16 with a bumper sticker that cluelessly unapologetically says "Kill Sand Niggers," on it, and acts as though it's the most normal thing in the world.

Then there's the academic jewish professor gf with a phd in some critical theory that says controversial things but the academic circle doesn't reach the news so it's ok.

Then there's the qt jewish gf that has trouble meeting people because she stays inside all day coding in lisp and doesn't meet many people in person.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 5:26

He ``educates'' himself by using wikipedia of all things. Don't take this retard seriously.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 5:44

>>195

never seen girls coding Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 5:47

>>197
You call programming ``coding''.
kill yourself, cretin

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 5:52

>>197
Oh, but I have!

>>198
Would you tolerate it better if I called it encoding, as in encoding ideas into parenthesis?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-19 6:18

>>199
I like it!

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