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Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 8:05

Good $(date), /prog/! I'm the Symta guy (Nikita). If you still remember me, you will recall that I've found a programming job, so I've less time for text boards. Yet I promise to finish the Symta and join or start some Lisp OS project.

I also met a beautiful girl. She is a rare girl programmer, graduated from polytechnical university. She is cute, smart and wears glasses (http://minus.com/lwlti63gm5hO4). You wont find another girl like her in Russia, especially Serpukhov.

They only thing I fear is that she Jewish, because she is too smart for a Russian girl and cites Faina Ranevsky. I will kill myself if she is. Help me prog!

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-22 6:18

Oh... and I've quit my job at skichel.ru, because:
1. Boss ordered me to translate all code comments into Russian, even including FIXME and TODO comments.
2. They haven't paid me well enough for my superior expertise in Qt/C++ with functional programming and ability to quickly produce robust results, trying several design prototypes and picking the most suitable.
3. They were defense contractors for Russian government, while I'm a pro-NATO kind of guy. Of course I'm anti-Semite, but in the vein of Henry Ford and American liberals, who think that Jews are too conservative and hold excessive monopoly. While Russian patriots hate Jews mostly because they crucified Jesus and for their intelligence. I'm no patriot and beg NATO to call Putin for his crimes, like Slobodan Milosevic. Although, I hope Putin won't die from the old age, during the reading of long indictment of all his crimes against humanity.

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