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Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 8:05

Good $(date), /prog/! I'm the Symta guy (Nikita). If you still remember me, you will recall that I've found a programming job, so I've less time for text boards. Yet I promise to finish the Symta and join or start some Lisp OS project.

I also met a beautiful girl. She is a rare girl programmer, graduated from polytechnical university. She is cute, smart and wears glasses (http://minus.com/lwlti63gm5hO4). You wont find another girl like her in Russia, especially Serpukhov.

They only thing I fear is that she Jewish, because she is too smart for a Russian girl and cites Faina Ranevsky. I will kill myself if she is. Help me prog!

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-13 14:42

>>94

There is little to discuss, besides the fact that T-SQL is slow, even WITH(NOLOCK). Although something like compiling Lisp directly to SQL would be fast: consider translating (map (+ xs.x 1) xs) into (select xs.name+1 from xs). Still supporting lambdas in T-SQL would require a lot of hacking.

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