Every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today... [Part 1]

Post a random function that you made. May be from any project you've done or make one impromptu.

Any QUALITY is allowed. No bullying!

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(f = fopen(*++argv, "r")) || error("fopen", "Couldn't open %s", *argv);

The CLEVEREST CODE EVER, because a fucking if statement is too imperative, ick