Every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today... [Part 1]

Post a random function that you made. May be from any project you've done or make one impromptu.

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>>35
const int main[]={3048,2425393152,printf,2122789,99516766,85<<24,3109479817,30,1346420785,3092271440,12,2337337345,2525756533,8,3296973567,4098198280,4165272400,1492403593,1509442953,3531935561,2214592511,3093105860,1337,2425393347};