Every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today... [Part 1]

Post a random function that you made. May be from any project you've done or make one impromptu.

Any QUALITY is allowed. No bullying!

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My particular engine (the one based on sin and a bunch of ξ alterations) did end up working, it just wasn't very interesting to look at, unfortunately. It compensated for itself too fast and simply shot to zero.