/prog/ - What would /prog/rider do?

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-27 18:05

That's the question I always ask when I'm faced with a difficult problem in programming and in real life.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-27 18:23

Rewrite it in Haskell?

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-27 18:41

>>2
U MENA LISP

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-27 20:25

Then ask away, bob. I cheat and as in

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-27 22:15

Same as op, so i end up drinking lots of alcohol and now i have 2 problems.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-28 21:53

I tried asking that question once. So I wrote the problem problem in Lisp. Then the manager found out that I knew functional programming languages so he fired me.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-28 22:48

>>6
Are functional programming languages the antiENTERPRISE or something? Why would someone lay you off for knowing something?

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-28 23:59

>>7
Because his boss knew recursion was his own demise.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-29 5:08

>>7
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Name: Anonymous 2013-10-29 7:53

>>8

[b]Third Apparition:[/b]
Be lion-mettled, proud; and take no care
Who chafes, who frets, or where conspirers are:
Macbeth shall never vanquish'd be until
Great Birnam wood to great Birnam wood
Shall come against him.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-29 22:25

Progriders would hack machines to run everything in Lisp, like this Apple II:
http://blog.nullspace.io/apple-2-lisp-part-1.html

What would /prog/rider do?

1 Name: Anonymous 2013-10-27 18:05

2 Name: Anonymous 2013-10-27 18:23

3 Name: Anonymous 2013-10-27 18:41

4 Name: Anonymous 2013-10-27 20:25

5 Name: Anonymous 2013-10-27 22:15

6 Name: Anonymous 2013-10-28 21:53

7 Name: Anonymous 2013-10-28 22:48

8 Name: Anonymous 2013-10-28 23:59

9 Name: Anonymous 2013-10-29 5:08

10 Name: Anonymous 2013-10-29 7:53

11 Name: Anonymous 2013-10-29 22:25