Haskell

I really really like Haskell.
Haskell is life.
Haskell is love.

>>3
Lolyes.

>>6
Scheme is a combination of CL and Haskell. The good parts CL, the bad parts Haskell.

>>7
You can easily define a bunch of lisp macros to immerse yourself entirely in the anus of type theory and you can even entirely do away with the use of mutation (look up Liskell). I don't know why you would do that since using zygohistomorphic prepromorphisms doesn't make your code more readable (at least not to people without without PhDs in category theory AND in computer science).

>>8
How? C++ has cleaner and nerdier syntax compared to ugly snake-case and parens overdose. C++ has more libraries and is used in real world more than Scheme. C++ is also faster.