I have lots of programming books

I'm basically a newperson to programming and have acquired the following: K&R, SICP, C++ Primer, and Practical Programming. In what order do you recommend I read them?

If you don't know absolutely anything, read one of those "I'm a retard and I want to ``code'' epic web apps" tutorials, then K&R, Practical Programming and SICP. C++ is shit.

It's worth pointing out that SICP is intended as an introductory text. A rather extensive one, to be sure, but it was still used in a course intended for those who had very little exposure to programming.

I would agree with >>2 about C++, mostly. C++ is very... feature heavy... compared to C, and it doesn't really work well as a first language. I would put it off until you are comfortable with either the contents of SICP or K&R.

Head First Design Patterns

>>4
Head First INTO MY ANUS