The NSA is payloading you!

Do you install unsigned packages using unencrypted protocols? YOU ARE FUCKED
Now your BIOS, every single chipset, and the microcode of your CPU is backdoored.
Do you pass files from your DMZ computer to your off-line computer using USB drives? YOU ARE FUCKED
Now the off-line computer you were using to encrypt shit using Curve25519 is compromised and it's using high-frequency sounds to ask for more fucking payloads from your main machine!
Not using a battery as your power-source, tin-foiling your walls, and doing acoustic insulation in your room? YOU ARE FUCKED
You are being tempested, differential power analyzed, and keyboard sniffed through audio recording...

There is no escape when you give so much power and money to a satanic agency like the NSA

I wish people would stop labelling the boogeyman as the NSA. You seriously think China's intelligence agencies don't do the same thing? The UK has a data center that stores every packet that goes through a UK-owned server with a three day retention span, and increasing. If you want to be paranoid about this shit, good for you, more people should be. But if people just keep saying ``NSA NSA NSA NSA'' there's the implication of ``If the NSA stopped watching me, nobody would be watching me''. This isn't a problem with a few bad apples in a single organization sponsored by a single country, this is human nature. If public outrage causes the NSA to be defunded or something, I would hope nobody is naive enough to think that all of our problems would magically go away.