Seven Plus Or Minus Lisp

http://claystuart.blogspot.com/2011/11/seven-plus-or-minus-lisp.html

Here's this blogs thesis: Requiring programmers to keep track of more than five or six non-linear details at the same time will render a programming language more difficult than its competitors and lead to reduced usage.

Programming languages should be designed with this limit in mind and programming cultures should consciously promote it.

Why do you fancy-pants Space Cadet LISPPERS have to go around with your lambda calculi and your functional programming and make ME look bad?

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A stand-alone binary (.exe program)

I chuckled to myself a little.