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MENTIFEX has published a book

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-09 21:16

I went on usenet (specifically comp.lang.lisp)
today and I came across mentifex, a /prog/ celebrity
from what I recall. He posted a book and he wants
YOU to give it a good review on amazon:
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[excerpt from comp.lang.lisp]

As the author of the Singularity e-book,
I am already well-known on the Internet
as an independent scholar in artificial
intelligence (AI). Whether you praise my
first fiction or debunk my first fiction,
you will become even better known than
you already are because lots of people
are closely watching the Singularity e-book
to see if it sells and to observe how it
gets reviewed.

Singularity is actually a combination of
AI science-fiction and some pretty serious
ideas of how to build AI Minds from someone
who has programmed free, open-source AI to
think in English, in German and in Russian.
For me as an independent scholar, it has
been pretty much impossible to break into
the academic AI literature, so I have
decided to bypass the cloistered walls of
Academe by going directly to you, the savvy
readers and potential AI coders -- if you know
how to program computers -- and many of you do.

Your mission -- should you choose to accept it --
is to compose your well-thought-out review
off-line and then post it to Amazon. Please do
not misspell any words and please do not engage
in pointless vituperation or ranting. The whole
world of AI, robotics and neuroscience will be
watching what you write in your review and may
immediately take issue with any discrepancies
or deviations from verisimilitude. You will
become known as the sage, the maven, the savvy
reader who issued an early or first opinion on
the AI Singularity e-book. You may receive calls
from radio-stations asking you to comment on
new developments in science and robotics.
Authors of serious books may ask you to provide
jacket-blurbs for their forthcoming publications.
Wild frenzied packs of fans and futurists may
hound you in pursuit of your graciously-given
autograph -- which will command high sums on e-Bay.
You will be like the famous winner of a nationwide
Mega Millions lottery. You will get far more than
the fifteen minutes of fame promised to everybody
by what's-his-name -- yes, thank you, Andy Warhol.
You or your literary agent may find yourself
signing permission slips for famous scientists
to quote you in their scientific papers, books,
or Nobel acceptance speeches. You may be asked to
host the Academy Awards and to hand out statuettes
of somebody's Uncle Oscar. So remember one thing:

"There is a tide in the affairs of men,
Which taken at the flood, leads on to
fortune. Omitted, all the voyage of their
life is bound in shallows and in miseries."

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-09 21:27

That was well written. Perhaps he should write novels for a living.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-09 21:34

Since you liked it.
More usenet copypasta, from sci.math this time:
(it's brand new btw, google turns up nothing but the post itself)
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Beauty does not manipulate or control anything. Beauty does not have desire. I exist as beauty. If others want to wallow in their ugliness then that is no concern of beauty. Beauty is violence against only that which is within arms reach. Sex is overrated. The Russians say that slender, wealthy, young, blond, and buxom women only have desire for men over fifty... Well, after decades of feminism, anyone over fifty has long since had desire drilled out of him so are Russians really that desperate to insult my intelligence? The Russians don't insult my intelligence because the Russians are eager to manipulate America which has proven itself to be easily manipulated. Barak Obama is a fussy little man who is extremely delusional... The real reason Barak Obama rescinded 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' is because he disclaims being a leader in a leaderless paradigm... unless it is because he is the leader of only the depraved and deranged individuals in American society. (Uh... If we're supposed to trust Barak Obama because his constituency is deranged, delusional, and depraved... Wouldn't we trust him more if he would just come out of the closet already?) Nash and I share the same perspective on leadership. We ask the same questions about our respective qualities as leaders. Game theory is all about trolls and it is understandable as it applies to a leaderless paradigm. The funny thing is that I comprehend game theory and comprehension is a lever that makes me more important than anyone that I can think of as being important. I am more important than my professors in college and game theory is the reason. Quantum says physics is absurd... Well, quantum can believe that physics is absurd and absurdity provokes others greater than it provokes me. The relevant thing is that I envy quantum because absurdity absolves quantum of any leadership role in physics. Quantum in a leaderless paradigm is intractable... Quantum is the basis for game theory and neither Nash nor myself believe in a leaderless paradigm. The be a leader in physics means being more pious than the pope. Who would a leader in physics cater to if he wasn't a leader? A leader in physics is on equal footing with everyone.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-09 22:07

Hail Quantum Satan Quantum Satan is Quantum Satan from Nobel Prize Genius 100% IQ Perfect now this is TimeScaling like the Scales of a Lizard-Dragon-Dawkins-Gene-Evolution-From-Naked-Apes-and-Cats Ancient Iraqis in Egypt from JudenLand is the BloodLine of Physics Nobel Prize Quantum Genius now my IQ is near Perfection I just must Read more Internet and I shall be Smarter than Chomsky Juden Nazi Fever my Body is Well and Ready to Rock and Roll the Quantum World.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-09 22:14

>>4
THIS IS DIALECTICS!! ITS VERY SIMPLE DIALECTICS!!! ONE THROUGH NINE NO MAYBES NO SUPPOSES NO FRACTIONS!!!! YOU CANT TRAVEL IN SPACE YOU CANT GO OUT INTO SPACE YOU KNOW WITHOUT LIKE YOU KNOW WITH FRACTIONS!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO LAND ON ONE QUARTER THREE EIGHTHS WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN YOU GO FROM HERE TO VENUS OR SOMETHING!!!!!! THATS DIALECTIC PHYSICS OK?!!!!!!! DIALECTIC LOGIC IS THERES ONLY LOVE AND HATE YOU EITHER LOVE SOMEBODY OR YOU HATE THEM!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-12 23:02

Protons don't really exist. I am not Snowden. I am not Swartz. I am mother-fucken Moses/Solomon and when I say jump, you say how high. It is beneath my dignity to pull equations out of my ass. I am head of law enforcement. I am with God. I am Moses. You hear me? I am your mother fucken boss. Gather in Times Square on July 17 while holding a newspaper from March 3 to confirm your membership. I am the grandson of a famous Arctic explorer. He returned from the North Pole with a frozen polar bear in the hull of his ship. Then he went as usual; the atmosphere of the horse's eyes would meet a few months since I saw them full of naked men is not a wolf and tiger. Besides, right now I am not fucking googling "pokemon incest". Kevin was worshipping Leon's phallus. He wanted to feel the tiger's face as he held it for now; perhaps later he'd have found todd immediately if he had been dedicated partners for the doctor as the guy who was chosen!

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