59 Name: Lambda A. Calculus 2013-04-10 10:25
>>58 HE DIDNT DIE WIT STEVE JOBS, HE DIED RITE DER IN MY ARMS AS HE DID HIMSELF IN WIT A PISTOL TWO DAYS AFTER DA FINAL DRAFT REVIEW OF C11. DAT FINAL DRAFT IS EXACTLY WAT LED HIM TO SUICIDE. DEM GREEDY, MENACING HYENAS AT ISO WHO RUINED DA LANGUAGE DEANIS RICKY LOVED. DEY'RE DA REASON DEANIS RICKY DID HIMSELF IN, DEY'RE WHAT MADE HIM DEPRESSED OVER DA YEARS, AND DEY'RE DA GREEDY FATCATS WHO TURNED C FROM DA LANGUAGE OF KINGS TO A STEAMING PILE OF SHIT WITH DER GOOTCHY rsize_t TYPE, DER WUNDERFUL THREAD LIBRARY, AND ALL DAT OTHER BULLSHIT. CAN YA BLAME RICKY FOR DOIN' HIMSELF IN WHEN THE WORLD'S FILLED WITH DEEZ FILTHY SCOUNDRELS WHO WILL TAKE A BRIGHT, BEAUTIFUL FLOWER LIKE C89 AND TURN IT INTO A PERVERTED STEAMING PILE OF SHIT LIKE C11?
WHY DA FUCK DO YOU CUNTS THINK THERE WAS NO K&R3 TO COVER C99? WHEN DEANIS RICKY SAW C99 HE SPENT DA WHOLE NIGHT THROWIN' UP. C11 WAS DA LAST FUCKIN STRAW. DA NAIL IN DA FUCKIN COFFIN. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I WAS DER. I'M DA GUY WHO WROTE MOST OF DA string.h FUNCTIONS DAT YOU SEE NOW IN DA STANDARD C LIBRARY. I KNOWN RICKY SINCE BEFORE C WAS EVEN STANDARDISED. HELL, I KNEW HIM SINCE BEFORE HE EVEN PLANNED ON DESIGNING C.