Chose your co-programmer.

From these stereotypes:

1:
Languages by experience: Bash, Python, Ruby, Perl, Haskell
Languages by love: Haskell, OCaml, Erlang, Scala, "Lisp"
Has written: Automated testing software, eStores, social network data mining software.
Favorite programs: Git, BSD, Vim, Sublime text, Twitter
Hates: Object oriented programming.
University grades: Completely average.

2:
Languages by experience: Java, C++, Smalltalk, Common Lisp, Forth
Language by love: Common Lisp, Forth, Smalltalk, Java
Has written: Equipment calibration, educational software, traffic control systems, signal processing and visualization
Favorite programs: Codewarrior, IntelliJ, Emacs, Zmacs, Macsyma, Mirai, Genera, Squeak, Mathematica, ACL2, Qemu, GNU Electric
Hates: UNIX
University grades: Very high, but two random fails.

3:
Languages by experience: C++, C#, x86, VB.NET, Delphi
Languages by love: Delphi, C#, x86, VB.NET, C++
Has written: Antivirus software, Serious Sam, natural language processing software
Favorite programs: Hiew, Visual studio, WinDbg, Borland Turbo Pascal, PIX, Windows 2000, FreeDOS.
Hates: Excessive use of libraries.
University grades: terrible.

>>32,33
If you ask someone how much they love something, and you say that zero represents indifference and one represents liking, if they answer negative five, it's because they hate it.