Visual Studio, and why it must be avoided at all costs.

Words alone cannot describe the utterly insane and retarded nature of the compiler that comes bundled with Visual Studio 2013 Express. WORDS ALONE CANNOT !!!

I was happily hacking away at this SHIT^[1] IDE^[2] when I ran into the rather odd error C1004: unexpected end-of-file found. Note that this is inside of a header file and I'm using sepples. So I did what any competent programmer would do and checked my brackets, which yielded no results. Of course, Microsoft Intellishite wasn't saying anything about any brackets, it was only spouting errors about and not being defined^[3].

I then checked every .cpp file of my goddamn project to unravel this shit mystery, which caused me to destroy half of my code and made me further realize what a depressing existence I have by commenting out half of any file that even REMOTELY included this header, which again, yielded no results.

Obviously, I didn't make this post just to discuss an error I didn't find, because I DID.

contd.

Is this the ANGER thread?

MOTHERFUCKING JAVASHIT HIPSTERS. I'M TIRED OF YOU AND YOUR FAGGOT ASS HYPING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THIS DIARRHEA INDUCING TURD.

YOUR SO CALLED SYNTAX RESEMBLES A NIGGER ASSHOLE AFTER BEING FUCKING BY A BABOON DICK COVERED IN VOMIT. THE WAPANESE NAMES IN YOUR SHITTY LIBRARIES DON'T MAKE THE LANGUAGE ANY BETTER. KENDO? KATA? ZEN? OCHINKO? MIGHT AS WELL CALL IT NAKADASHI BECAUSE I'M DAMN SURE YOU FUCKING LOVE TAKING COCKS UP YOUR SHITHOLE. FUNCTIONAL MY ASS, THIS BUCKET OF DIARRHEA RESEMBLES SCHEME AS MUCH AS A FLYING NIGGER COCK RESEMBLES THE RING OF POLYNOMIALS WITH COMPLEX COEFFICIENTS.

YEAH, BUT IT'S BACKED BY THE BIGGEST WEB3.0COMPANIES! GUESS WHAT ELSE IS BACKED BY JEW COMPANIES? THE GAY NIGGER PORN INDUSTRY. WHY DON'T YOU QUIT YOUR JOB AT SAN FAGSISCO AND RIDE YOUR THIN ASS BIKE TO YOUR NEW DREAM JOB? SUCK DICKS TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT BECAUSE YOU'RE AT HOME. INVITE THOSE EPIC NINJA ROCKSTAR FRIENDS OF YOURS AND TAKE TURNS SHOVING A MELTING ROD OF NIGGERDICKIUM UP YOUR FAGHOLE.

_{Thanks for listening. I know this feels a bit forced but it really is the product of years of pent up frustration.}