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Bug stories!

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-06 22:31

This is a thread where we tell our stories of bugs that we fixed or couldn't fix.

I'll start:
I'm making an OpenGL program in sepples and I was trying to glGetString(GL_VERSION) so I can see if everything is working on Windows.

Every time I even made a function call? My program would crash. I couldn't for the love of my life find this god damn bug and started shouting and planning to plant pipebombs at Microsoft.[1]

Turns out I made a global object which when instantiated would call that function from it's constructor. It seemed reasonably appropriate to place that function call there for the moment since I'd remove it later.

When you don't have an OpenGL context? Any OpenGL function calls you make result in undefined behavior; read: program crash.

Your turn.

[1] Not actually. Although I should make a 'pipebomb microsoft to hell' doom clone.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-07 6:39

Why is everything in Java fucking static? The fuck is up with that?

I wonder if Java CAN be used correctly and in a way that doesn't result in a mess...

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