C++ or Java

You are forced to choose at gunpoint. You will then proceed to work on a random project for a random company that uses the language you just chose. Or you can just take the gunshot. Provide reason for such a decision.

I'd pick Sepples in a heartbeat. I'd silently replace #include <iostream> with #include <stdio.h>. The C++ -> C translation project is left as an exercise to my fellow curryniggers.