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"If this sentence is true, then you suck big black cocks."

The quoted sentence is of the form "If A then B" where A refers to the sentence itself and B refers to "you suck big black cocks".

The usual method for proving a conditional sentence is to show that by assuming that hypothesis (A) is true, then the conclusion (B) can be proven from that assumption. Therefore, for the purpose of the proof, assume A.

Because A refers to the overall sentence, this means that assuming A is the same as assuming "If A then B". Therefore, in assuming A, we have assumed both A and "If A then B". From these, we can obtain B by modus ponens. Therefore, A implies B and we have proved "If this sentence is true, then you suck big black cocks." is true. Therefore you suck big black cocks.

Recall from high school statistics: P(B|A)P(A)=P(B^A)

Where
P(B)=Pr{you suck big black cock}
P(A)=Pr{a is true}
P(B|A)=Pr{you sucking blog black cock given that A is true}
Since A and B are independent events, P(B|A)P(A)=P(A)P(B).
Therefore, P(B|A)=P(B)

Since you are a nigger fetching faggot, we know that P(B)=100%, so the chance of you sucking black cock given that A is true is always 100%.