ssl vulnerability

http://heartbleed.com

Reminder to update your machines and invalidate your possibly compromised certs.

cross posted from /g/

I don't even know what you're all so pissed about.
The CIA, NSA and the rest of alphabet-soup agencies can read all your shit no matter whether it's OpenSSL, SexySSL or AnalSSL.
You don't have any rights, suck a dick and shut up.