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Name: Anonymous 2014-04-10 8:54

How do we we reunify /prog/? Can someone tell cudder the kike about this board. I want to talk to her him it again about various mundane things.

Which 2hu wud u fuk?

Why is crab meat called crab meat while fish is called fish? Should there be a term fish meat to differentiate a live fish from the body of a fish meant for eating?

Which is better, perl or tcl? Does using tcl make you ticklish? Is that where it got its name?

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-10 9:18

I would like to talk to LA again ;_;
m-maybe if we ask joot to allow us to write a goodbye message to [spoiler]/prog/[/spoiler]?

Does using tcl make you ticklish
Damn, fugin fetishes

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-10 14:36

Go on /jp/ and make a thread, you might be able to invoke the Greater Kike.

Okuu.

Why do people call assembly language ``assembler''?

Perl is horse shit, Tcl is elephant diarrhea.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-10 15:28

go back to /jp/ you kike loving secondary degenerate

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-11 15:14

>>3
Because they're Russian. Such people also use words like "cosmonaut" or "europioid".

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-11 18:10

>>2
Go talk to him in ##C.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-11 18:20

>>6
Are you serious? He hasn't been banned from there?

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-11 18:40

>>6
What's ##C? ^-^

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-11 19:17

>>8
A centaur standing at the end of a path.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-11 19:20

>>9
I knew it! ^-^

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-11 23:35

>>7
He keeps referring to it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-12 0:29

>>5

europioid

YOU MENA <<EUROPOID>>

Name: ye olde shitpostere 2014-04-12 0:59

Sex or programming? You must pick exactly one, and you will never have any of the other one.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-12 7:58

>>9
but really, what is ##C?

Name: >>14 2014-04-12 8:07

Damn, found it, it's just freenode shit. I did not know that a channel name could have more than one # in it
Sadly L. A. wasn't there

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-12 8:08

>>14
an irc channel on freenode for discussing standard C, where people ask questions about programming in see and notables flame them for not following da standard.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-12 9:18

>>12
No, "europioid". The name of the white race as opposed to the incorrect "caucasian".

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-12 10:51

/prog/ does not need to be reunified.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-12 12:09

>>17

Foolish american, there is no such thing as "europioid", it's either europid or europoid.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-12 13:01

>>15
Did you ask anyone there?

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-12 13:41

>>20
no, I was too shy

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-12 18:55

>>21
You don't deserve to talk to L.A.C then

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-12 20:31

Which 2hu wud u fuk?
da one with da hat

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-12 20:42

stop talking like niggers

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-12 21:01

>>24
You first.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-12 23:12

>>22
;-;

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-12 23:26

>>24
>>25

We can't deny our origins

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-13 0:03

>>27
Optimise your quotes

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-13 11:04

>>28
Optimize your spelling, britshit.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-13 11:53

>>29
Optimise my anus

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-13 19:45

Why is crab meat called crab meat while fish is called fish? Should there be a term fish meat to differentiate a live fish from the body of a fish meant for eating?
Historically, the ancestors of the speakers of English did not eat crab or lobster. In the early American colonies, it was against the law to feed your slaves too much lobster and crab because it was considered cruel (those things were thought of as roaches of the sea).

On the contrary, the idea of having to name the meat and the animal separately in English can be blamed on the French. When the Normans invaded in 1066 (or something), French became the language of government, an to say something like ``I like to eat pig'' fell out of favor in the presence of stupid proto-hipster "ironic" garbage like ``le pork I lyg to le eigg xD''. Eventually all the proto-hipsters were put to the sword when Shakespeare destroyed French and made English the language of culture, but the habit of using separate words was here to stay.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-13 21:54

>>31
Interesting!

Name: Alexander Dubček 2014-04-14 20:09

Czechia or Slovakia?

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-14 20:13

French is a language from the gods. Carefully crafted to be absolutely perfect and musical in tone, it is the masterwork of the linguistic diety. Whereas other language cobble together myriad dialects into one ram-shod pile of rubbish that presumes itself a "language", French was masterfully crafted from the ornate boulder that is Latin and enhanced with the gold trimmings of Germanic language.

French is what is spoken in heaven. English is spoken in hell.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-14 21:28

>>34
Fuck off, Tyrone Al-Salami.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-14 22:53

C++ is a language from the gods. Carefully crafted to be absolutely perfect and musical in tone, it is the masterwork of the linguistic diety. Whereas other language cobble together myriad dialects into one ram-shod pile of rubbish that presumes itself a "language", Forth was masterfully crafted from the ornate boulder that is C++ and enhanced with the gold trimmings of Perl language.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-14 23:28

>>35

You fuck off, Johnny Kike

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-14 23:38

>>34
As a polyglot who masters French, I can safely say that both English and French are shit tier languages.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-15 0:06

>>38
Your sentence makes sense no.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-15 0:23

>>39
Would you like me to rephrase it for you?

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