/prog/ - Lisp Is Not An Acceptable Java

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-20 12:59

http://matthias.benkard.de/journal/110

kneel and repent!

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-20 13:05

Java is not an acceptable Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-20 13:13

>>1
This man is some sort of god-man.

In Lisp, there is built-in support for neither SOAP nor CORBA. This alone makes the language impossible to use in an enterprise setting, since there is no way of accessing cloud-computing or multi-tenancy services without being able to encode requests in enterprise-ready cloud communication formats.

I think I just came.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-20 13:57

impossible to use

He's just not trying hard enough. If watching anime has taught me anything, it's that anything is possible if you try hard enough.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-20 16:49

>>4

watching anime
taught me

Learning something from japanese porn cartoons is funnier than the OP joke.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-21 0:13

>>5
Thanks, I'll be here all week.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-21 13:06

He does look like a bit of a weenie.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-21 15:28

2011-04-01 08:34
The day it was published on, the guy even mentions it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-21 16:49

>>8
This shouldn't need an extra mention. Even if it wasn't published on *-04-01, it should be obvious the post wasn't completely serious from the style of writing alone. It bothers me how multiple people in the comment section had trouble recognizing that.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-21 17:15

>>9
You have been trained to recognize satire from your many years slumming it in a forgotten crevice in the anus of the internet.

Normal people are much more trusting.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-21 21:00

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-6ebP_Gz3ACc/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAe8/xnU_0K5yitc/photo.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-21 21:12

>>10
But im normal!!! Im nice and cute!!!

Lisp Is Not An Acceptable Java

1 Name: Anonymous 2014-04-20 12:59

2 Name: Anonymous 2014-04-20 13:05

3 Name: Anonymous 2014-04-20 13:13

4 Name: Anonymous 2014-04-20 13:57

5 Name: Anonymous 2014-04-20 16:49

6 Name: Anonymous 2014-04-21 0:13

7 Name: Anonymous 2014-04-21 13:06

8 Name: Anonymous 2014-04-21 15:28

9 Name: Anonymous 2014-04-21 16:49

10 Name: Anonymous 2014-04-21 17:15

11 Name: Anonymous 2014-04-21 21:00

12 Name: Anonymous 2014-04-21 21:12